Everythings So Gorgeous.

I am a bitch.
I am beast.
A fucking legend.
The epitome of YOURSELF.
You should name yo bitch after me.
Emergency Medical Technician, so yes bitch I got a job.
I fall in love every month, but my true love is with Kanye West.
Gemini - Star Gazing in NYC




why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

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It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows


Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go


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*guy ignores me*
me:jus wait till my selfies drop



Kim Kardashian West & Naya Rivera Dorsey wearing similar outfits.

She wants to be her so bad

I didnt wanna believe it at first…but damn. Where’s you originality

Holy shit. See. And she accused Big Sean of stealing Rolexes. She had to get cool with Kim then suddenly she’s a style genius bitch bye.

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yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

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Stop talking about eating ass and actually go wash your own.

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